that time i went to a new class and the professor was calling roll and i wasnt on the list even though i was enrolled so i went up to the front of the class and insisted there had been a mistake and argued for a few minutes and then i noticed my schedule said 101 and i was in 201..

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screwsociety:

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i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

this poor girl. 

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I need advice

Do guys categorize girls in terms of “for dating” or “for sexing”? I feel like I’m in the latter category. It kind of sucks.

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BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

I could watch this all day.

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fresh-uterus:

BEAR STAWP UR FLIRTIN UR MAKIN ME BLUSH

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